April 2013
thinsiqnificant:
spongebob’s thigh gap is dope as fuck
necklace-of-rope:
so, today this girl in my class asked what the word procrastination meant and i said ‘can i explain that later?’ and my teacher laughed for like five minutes and when he stopped the girl whispered ’ i don’t get it’
rnilkbreath:
rnilkbreath:
i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u fuckers told
November 2012
People are like stars. There are billions out...
mahalkitax3:
Can you stop being so damn attractive? I’m not supposed to like you.
It's you. Since day one it has always been you.
It kinda sucks when you get in the habit of talking to someone every night. And then one night when they’re not there, everything’s just so lonely and it’s hard to sleep.
me: you'll regret staying up this late
me: i know
me the next morning: i regret staying up that late
I swear to god if the person I’m marrying doesn’t tear up and have the biggest fucking smile on when I start walking down the aisle at the wedding I’m just going to turn around and leave
Call me old fashioned, but I still think it’s appropriate for a guy to write a girl a letter, serenade her, and surprise her with flowers.
killself:
visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor
xkveezy:
Every “hello” ends with a “goodbye”.
If you don't do stupid things while you're young,
hi-aj:
you’ll have nothing to smile about when you’re old.
Disappointed because I know I'll never have a...
latulalatula:
pumpkun:
yourpetdog:
did jesus poop too
what would jesus poo
holy shit
It's cute when someone stays up late just to talk...
kids my age: i like to smoke weed and drink
me: when it's cold outside i like to breathe heavily and pretend i'm a dragon
I didn't fall for you. You fucking tripped me.
larrysensual:
the suite life of zack and betrayal
divine-hatred:
reasons not to have kids:
the seventh grade emo phase
the seventh grade emo phase
the seventh grade emo phase
the seventh grade emo phase
the seventh grade emo phase
the seventh grade emo phase
It's not official yet but you're mine.
Should I stay or should I go?
when you start liking someone: ah fuck
Don't lose yourself after losing someone.
windspray:
glorifies:
dysphorism:
bubblevortex:
copy and paste yourself into my bed
and delete all of your clothes while you’re at it
we can get a little alt of ctrl
shift your way over to me now
I'm Asian. I will marry an Asian. I will have...
photographyishype:
connorkanye:
r u barium silicon carbon bismuth technetium and hydrogen cuz u a
omg this is great
Want to know why you're hurting?
You’re being attached to someone who’s being distant towards you.
You’re paying attention to someone who ignores you.
You’re making time for someone who’s too busy for you.
You’re too caring to someone who seems careless towards you.
You keep waiting on someone who keeps stalling on you.
kardashitans:
“awwwww shit this is my jam” i say as i spread it on my toast
hkangela:
some cute guy just winked at me with both eyes at the same time
fashionandhipstery:
shoutout to those people who have been following me for a long time and have never unfollowed me even those times i wanted to unfollow myself we are true soul sisters you feel me
Me: Hey followers, you should talk to me!
Followers:
Followers:
Followers:
Followers:
Followers: *reblog*
Followers:
Followers:
Followers:
Me: It's okay, my cat loves me.
daisyfairy:
in ten years time theres going to be a whole generation of emotionally unstable adults with glasses and back problems who can type 100+ words per minute
You don't know how much I crave your attention.
dianabaabe:
You don’t know how much I want to be with you, the reason why you wake up, the reason why you look forward to something everyday. I want to be the first and last thing on your mind. I want to be the person you want to talk to every moment of the day, the person you announce to the world you want in your arms. I just want to be the person you want, the person you desire.
I just want to message you & tell you that I miss...
ohdanggitsmimi:
why is it so hard for me to just say those three words.
Teacher: Why don't you have a writing utensil??
Me: It's 8am. You're lucky I'm wearing clothes.
witchpop:
if you have a cute boyfriend i hate you
shelpee:
my life is one big “wow ok”
Its hard falling in love with someone who doesn't...
Cuddle Weather
Other people: OMG! Let's cuddle babe!
Me: Fuck where's my goddamn jacket
did it hurt when u fell from heaven bc it hurt when i did
andrvw:
tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with
I just want one day with you.
24 hours. 1440 minutes. 86,400 seconds. It’ll just be you and me. We get to do whatever we want, no interference or anyone else. That’s all I want right now.
Yeah I think.u cute.. so what?? wanna kiss about it??
